Thrilla In Manila

Ladies and gentlemen we are about to enter our final round of our main event. The fight has been spectacular down to the wire, everything is still up for grabs. Both fighters are still sharp on their toes, they both have more than enough knock-out power in both hands.

Round one was all PDEA. Practically beating the life out of the Alabang boy. One devastating blow after another left the boy looking completely lost in the ring. I still don’t know how he survived and managed to stay on his feet for those three minutes. He simply refused to die.

Round two was terrible once again for the Alabang boy. The relentless pounding of PDEA continued. PDEA even planted all the ‘illegal items’ to try and knock-out it’s foe who was clinging on for dear life. I saw a low-blow connect as well, sending ripples of pain through the Alabang boy.

We all thought round three was going to be a funeral but somehow the boy was able to bounce back. It was half way through the round when PDEA slipped and it was at that very moment that the boy climbed back into the fight. A thunderous right hook caught PDEA blind sided sending him to a world of pain. PDEA was out cold at the DOJ (Department of Justice), but the bell rang right in time to send him wobbling back to the corner.

The boy stepped out of the corner with renewed confidence to begin round four. PDEA however was more than ready to make-up for round three. Every blow the boy threw was successfully countered. PDEA was raining punches down on the boy in rhythm to their FIFTY MILLION screaming fans. The roar was deafening, a complete PSYCH-out for the Alabang boy.

Round five was a perfect split! Both fighters exchanged some heavy blows and successful combinations. As heated as the action was inside the ring I’d have to say half the fight was past the ropes. PDEA has been collaborating with Philippine Boxing Commission’s Congress to discredit the guest referee from DOJ along with tonight’s judges. They are claiming that the fight has been rigged in favor of the boy. PDEA has really gotten down and dirty bringing out the boy’s relatives to say that he’s been taking illegal substances to prepare for the match. The crazy family of Dave and Marissa Brodett were here at ringside throwing vegetables at the boy. We needed security to remove the crazed lunatics.

Round six gave us an unprecedented spike in recorded tuned-in spectators. After four rounds of pay-per-view the Philippine Boxing Commission publicly broadcasted round five! Viewers across the nation tuned in eagerly to finally get a glimpse of the Alabang boy. The start of the round was dominated by the boy throwing combination after combination which found its mark with great precision. PDEA lashed back with several low-blows desperately trying to keep the boy at bay. The boy was helpless to such foul tactics and received a cold unlawful DENIAL from the special guest referee from the Court of Appeals.

New judges and a change of the referee were needed for round seven. They were recruited from boxing’s Independent Supreme Court. PDEA started the round looking good being the aggressor for the first minute. He then began to tire and slip on the stand which the boy took full advantage of. PDEA’s I.O. 1s (Imbento Officers) practically almost knocked themselves out with their stupidity. By the time the bell rang PDEA was dazed and down on points.

The Alabang boy was all over PDEA in round eight. Connecting with every blow he was firm and straight on the stand. PDEA went down to kiss the canvass causing his singing agents to choke on their chants. PDEA even got desperate enough to bring back the crazy family of Marissa Brodett who was held by security at the gates. Momentum started to build for the boy winning two rounds in a row.


PDEA prepared for round nine. They had congressman Golez as the referee. They had the boy’s hands tied! To add insult to injury they even made the boy wear a pair of green shorts that said ‘PDEA detainee’. It was looking terrible for the boy, who appeared like a white mouse ready to be dropped in a tank of hungry piranhas. PDEA charged at the boy who was bound at the corner of the ring. The ‘war-freak’ fired one cruel blow after another even kicking the boy. Even more outrageous the referee threw in some cheap shots of his own. The boy went down as the bell rang. Marcelino and Santigago were beaming with the success of their dirty work.

The boy was freed of his bonds before beginning round ten. Despite the terrible beating he received from the earlier round he shuffled his feet with certainty. He landed several honest blows which the judge surely noted down on their score sheets. PDEA was not expecting any fight left from the boy. He was definitely caught unaware, and his frustration got the better of him. The Philippine STAR, INQUIRER and MANILA BULLETIN all reflected points in favor for the Alabang boy, citing several deductions on PDEA for its foul play in the earlier rounds. The United States report on Asia’s drug problem mentions PDEA and its unlawful ways which leads to the violation of several constitutional rights and unsuccessful prosecution.